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Hauntress of the Havens
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: IN it, but not OF it
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Gandalf: I am the chemical reaction that transforms rust into some other iron compound that does not stick to the feather clipper.
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Shade of Carn Dûm
Join Date: Nov 2003
Location: Where the Wargs thrive, a.k.a. Madison, WI
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Saruman: I am the other chemical which neutralizes the reaction.
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"Outside of a Warg, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a Warg, it's too dark to read." - Wargo Marx |
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
Join Date: Jun 2003
Location: The bottom of the ocean, discussing philosophy with a giant squid
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Gandalf: I am the huge explosion produced by the reaction that blows you up.
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#484 |
Ghost Prince of Cardolan
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Saruman: I am the insurance company that refuses to pay up!
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Fenris Wolf: WW LXXX. |
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#485 |
Sword of Spirit
Join Date: Aug 2003
Location: Oh, I'm around.
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Gandalf: I am the threat of* a lawsuit that changes the companies mind.
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
Join Date: Jun 2003
Location: The bottom of the ocean, discussing philosophy with a giant squid
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Saruman: I am the company's lawyers that viciously tear you apart due to said threat.
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#487 |
Regal Dwarven Shade
Join Date: Jan 2002
Location: A Remote Dwarven Hold
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Gandalf: I am the tort reform that utterly overturns all our conceptions of lawsuits and lawyers.
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#488 |
Drummer in the Deep
Join Date: Feb 2003
Location: Next Sunday A.D.
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Saruman: I am the retort form that sets them up again. And makes fun of them.
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#489 |
Ghost Prince of Cardolan
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Gandalf: I am a company that sells chemistry equipment!
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#490 |
Energetic Essence
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Saruman: I am the joker who would just like to say this: If it smells, it's chemistry, if it moves, it's biology, and if it's physics, it doesn't work (
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I'm going to buy you a kitty, I'm going to let you fall in love with the kitty, and one cold, winter night, I'm going to steal into your house and punch you in the face! Fenris Wolf
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#491 |
Shade of Carn Dûm
Join Date: Nov 2003
Location: Where the Wargs thrive, a.k.a. Madison, WI
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Gandalf: I am the physicist that points out that physics works in theory.
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"Outside of a Warg, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a Warg, it's too dark to read." - Wargo Marx |
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
Join Date: Jun 2003
Location: The bottom of the ocean, discussing philosophy with a giant squid
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Saruman: I am the chemistry equipment that blows up in your face, which hurts a lot.
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Alive without breath
Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla
Posts: 5,912
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Gandalf: I am the protective face mask that deflects the chemistry equipment.
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I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket... |
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#494 |
Sword of Spirit
Join Date: Aug 2003
Location: Oh, I'm around.
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Saruman: I am the moving chemistry stuff, meaning it must be biology, meaning you wouldn't be wearing a face mask and the chemi-bio-mush still hits you in the face.
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Shade of Carn Dûm
Join Date: Nov 2003
Location: Where the Wargs thrive, a.k.a. Madison, WI
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Gandalf: I am the professor who expels you for doing expiriments in the lab after hours.
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
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Saruman: I am the overindulgent parents who get upset at said professor!
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
Join Date: Jun 2003
Location: The bottom of the ocean, discussing philosophy with a giant squid
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Gandalf: I am the freak meteor shower that obliterates the overindulgent parents.
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#498 |
Ghost Prince of Cardolan
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Saruman: I am the April showers that bring May flowers!
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Alive without breath
Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla
Posts: 5,912
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I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket... Last edited by Hookbill the Goomba; 08-20-2006 at 06:27 AM. |
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
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Saruman: I am the plumber who fixes the showers!
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Shade of Carn Dûm
Join Date: Nov 2003
Location: Where the Wargs thrive, a.k.a. Madison, WI
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Gandalf: I am the hole in the space-time continuum that causes the plumber's tools to dissapear.
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
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Saruman: I am the carpenter who fixes the hole!
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Shade of Carn Dûm
Join Date: Nov 2003
Location: Where the Wargs thrive, a.k.a. Madison, WI
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Gandalf: I am the carpenter's boss that fires him for using company tools on his own time.
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Alive without breath
Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla
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Saruman: I am the gross negligence that leads to the boss being sued.
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#505 |
Sword of Spirit
Join Date: Aug 2003
Location: Oh, I'm around.
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Gandalf: I am a spell that erases all lawsuits (and everything to do with them) from the history of the universe.
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#506 |
Ghost Prince of Cardolan
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Saruman: I am the evil trans-national corporations who oppress the people with impunity because they can't be sued!
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Sword of Spirit
Join Date: Aug 2003
Location: Oh, I'm around.
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Gandalf: I am the people in mass revolt!
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#508 |
Shade of Carn Dûm
Join Date: Nov 2003
Location: Where the Wargs thrive, a.k.a. Madison, WI
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Saruman: I am the fascist police that put down the revolt.
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
Join Date: Jun 2003
Location: The bottom of the ocean, discussing philosophy with a giant squid
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Gandalf: I am the police's badly-manufactured guns that explode when fired.
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Sword of Spirit
Join Date: Aug 2003
Location: Oh, I'm around.
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Saruman: I am the "Kevlar" armor that protects the fascist police from their own guns.
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Regal Dwarven Shade
Join Date: Jan 2002
Location: A Remote Dwarven Hold
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Gandalf: I'm the fact that the kevlar won't protect them from taking damage from the concussion of the explosion.
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Shadow of the Past
Join Date: Jul 2005
Location: Minas Mor-go
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Saruman: I am the fact that the mob isn't immune to the concussion either.
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Regal Dwarven Shade
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Gandalf: I am the fact that the mob has bought off/intimidated/burned the house the Laws of Physics.
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Sword of Spirit
Join Date: Aug 2003
Location: Oh, I'm around.
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Saruman: I am the intangibility of the Laws of Physics, meaning they are a concept which cannot be destroyed.
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Shade of Carn Dûm
Join Date: Nov 2003
Location: Where the Wargs thrive, a.k.a. Madison, WI
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Gandalf: I am the Vala that makes the intangible tangible.
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"Outside of a Warg, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a Warg, it's too dark to read." - Wargo Marx |
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Energetic Essence
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Saruman: I am Morgoth who destroys the Vala, thus making the tangible intangible once again.
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I'm going to buy you a kitty, I'm going to let you fall in love with the kitty, and one cold, winter night, I'm going to steal into your house and punch you in the face! Fenris Wolf
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Hauntress of the Havens
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: IN it, but not OF it
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Gandalf: I am a random Tolkien fan who endlessly berates Saruman for saying he's Morgoth.
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#518 |
Alive without breath
Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla
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I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket... Last edited by Hookbill the Goomba; 08-20-2006 at 06:26 AM. |
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Shade of Carn Dûm
Join Date: Nov 2003
Location: Where the Wargs thrive, a.k.a. Madison, WI
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Gandalf: I am the Ent that convinces the tree, which is actually a Huorn, to move.
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
Join Date: Jun 2003
Location: The bottom of the ocean, discussing philosophy with a giant squid
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Saruman: I am the lightning bolt that strikes the Ent and lights him on fire.
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