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#281 |
Sword of Spirit
Join Date: Aug 2003
Location: Oh, I'm around.
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Gandalf: I am the school teacher who gives the trickster a slap on the wrist for being naughty.
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#282 |
Shade of Carn Dûm
Join Date: Nov 2003
Location: Where the Wargs thrive, a.k.a. Madison, WI
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Saruman: I am the principal who fires the teacher.
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"Outside of a Warg, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a Warg, it's too dark to read." - Wargo Marx |
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#283 |
Energetic Essence
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Gandalf: I am the Board of Education who fires the pricipal, the teacher and closes the school.
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I'm going to buy you a kitty, I'm going to let you fall in love with the kitty, and one cold, winter night, I'm going to steal into your house and punch you in the face! Fenris Wolf
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#284 |
Shadow of the Past
Join Date: Jul 2005
Location: Minas Mor-go
Posts: 1,007
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Saruman: I am the Department of Education, which fires the boardmembers.
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#285 |
Raffish Rapscallion
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Far from the 'Downs, it seems :-(
Posts: 2,835
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Gandalf: "I am the day's coffee break, where most of the Department of Education was, making it impossible for them to fire the boardmembers."
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#286 |
Shadow of the Past
Join Date: Jul 2005
Location: Minas Mor-go
Posts: 1,007
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Saruman: I am the broken coffeemaker, forcing everybody back to their offices.
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#287 |
Alive without breath
Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla
Posts: 5,912
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Gandalf: I am the Giant squid that blocks the way to the offices.
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I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket... |
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#288 |
Hauntress of the Havens
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: IN it, but not OF it
Posts: 2,538
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Saruman: I am the Sea that swallows the Giant squid and forces it back to where it truly belongs - which is definitely not the way to the offices.
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#289 |
Alive without breath
Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla
Posts: 5,912
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Gandalf: I am where the squid truly belongs; the offices themselves.
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I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket... |
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#290 |
Regal Dwarven Shade
Join Date: Jan 2002
Location: A Remote Dwarven Hold
Posts: 3,589
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Saruman: I am the disgruntled worker who firebombs the building.
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#291 |
Alive without breath
Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla
Posts: 5,912
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Gandalf: I am the disgruntled worker's poor aiming that leads to him blowing himself up somehow.
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I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket... |
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#292 |
Shadow of the Past
Join Date: Jul 2005
Location: Minas Mor-go
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Saruman: I am the disgruntled worker's location inside the building.
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#293 |
Alive without breath
Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla
Posts: 5,912
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Gandalf: I am the mysterious and weird force field of Doom that surrounds the worker.
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I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket... |
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#294 |
Regal Dwarven Shade
Join Date: Jan 2002
Location: A Remote Dwarven Hold
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Saruman: I am the irritating nitpicker who points out that you are repeating yourself.
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#295 |
Riveting Ribbiter
Join Date: May 2005
Location: Assigned to Mordor
Posts: 1,767
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Gandalf: I am the nit the nitpicker can't pick.
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People assume that time is a strict progression of cause to effect. But actually, from a non-linear, non-subjective viewpoint, it's more like a big ball of wibbly-wobbly, timey-wimey... stuff. |
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#296 |
Alive without breath
Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla
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Saruman: I am the hair sprey that kills all nits!
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I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket... |
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#297 |
Ghost Prince of Cardolan
Join Date: Feb 2004
Location: Someday, I'll rule all of it.
Posts: 1,696
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Gandalf: I am the near-sighted beautician who accidentally sprays the contents into her customer's face instead of hair.
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We can't all be Roas when it comes to analysing... -Lommy I didn't say you're evil, Roa, I said you're exasperating. -Nerwen |
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#298 |
Sword of Spirit
Join Date: Aug 2003
Location: Oh, I'm around.
Posts: 1,401
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Gandalf: I am the glasses that give the beautician perfect vision.
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#299 |
Eidolon of a Took
Join Date: Sep 2002
Location: my own private fantasy world
Posts: 3,460
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Saurman: I am the bully who calls the beautician "four eyes" and stomps on the glasses, breaking the lenses.
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All shall be rather fond of me and suffer from mild depression. |
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#300 |
Regal Dwarven Shade
Join Date: Jan 2002
Location: A Remote Dwarven Hold
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Gandalf: I am the life of crime the bully subsequently embarks upon, which ultimately leads to the bully being hanged from the yardarm.
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#301 |
Alive without breath
Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla
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Saruman: I am the government's new scheme that helps the bully out of his life of crime.
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I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket... |
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#302 |
Ghost Prince of Cardolan
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Gandalf: I am the iconoclastic psychologist who points out that the scheme doesn't work!
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#303 |
Sword of Spirit
Join Date: Aug 2003
Location: Oh, I'm around.
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Saruman: I am the government who goes ahead and implements the scheme, which works, thus proving that psychology doesn't work.
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#304 |
Regal Dwarven Shade
Join Date: Jan 2002
Location: A Remote Dwarven Hold
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Gandalf: I am the REVOLUTION which comes in and overthrows the government and gets rid of all their silly-willy namby-pamby mumbo-jumbo and reinstates the yardarm as the primary (indeed, only) form of social correction (along with a heavy emphasis on the use of the hyphen.)
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#305 |
Eidolon of a Took
Join Date: Sep 2002
Location: my own private fantasy world
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Saruman: I am Hyphenadrous, the three headed monseter the hyphen-obsessed government summons from the pits of hell and which devours the masses.
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#306 |
Regal Dwarven Shade
Join Date: Jan 2002
Location: A Remote Dwarven Hold
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Gandalf: I am Hyphen-ules, who, with my trusty hyphen, cuts off the heads of Hyphenadrous then burns them off at the neck to make sure they can't come back.
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#307 |
Alive without breath
Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla
Posts: 5,912
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Saruman: I am the heat wave that causes the concrete to melt on the ground, thus causing Hyphen-ules to get stuck to the ground.
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#308 |
Maundering Mage
Join Date: Apr 2005
Location: Texas
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Gandalf: I am the government official who decided we should use teflon on all our concrete.
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Stormdancer of Doom
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Saruman: I am the metal spatula that gouges the teflon, making it carcinogenic and .... sticky.
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Shade of Carn Dûm
Join Date: Nov 2003
Location: Where the Wargs thrive, a.k.a. Madison, WI
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Gandalf: I am the flaw in the metal that causes the statue to break.
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"Outside of a Warg, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a Warg, it's too dark to read." - Wargo Marx |
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Sword of Spirit
Join Date: Aug 2003
Location: Oh, I'm around.
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Saruman: I am the pigeons who relieve themselves on top of the unexplained statue.
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Shade of Carn Dûm
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Gandalf: I am the wind that blows the pigeons many leagues so that they can...uh... "rain" on Isengard, instead.
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"Wherever I have been, I am back." |
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#313 |
Sword of Spirit
Join Date: Aug 2003
Location: Oh, I'm around.
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Saruman: I am the Force Field of Doom™ that blocks the unwanted "presents."
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Riveting Ribbiter
Join Date: May 2005
Location: Assigned to Mordor
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Gandalf: I am the sub-space anomaly that interferes with the Force Field of Doom™.
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Shadow of the Past
Join Date: Jul 2005
Location: Minas Mor-go
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Saruman: I am the anti-matter rerouted through Isengard's warp coils to neutralize the sub-space anomaly.
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#316 |
Energetic Essence
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Gandalf: I am Captain Kirk who uses said anti-matter to jump space time continueum and defeat the peoples of Middle-Earth.
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I'm going to buy you a kitty, I'm going to let you fall in love with the kitty, and one cold, winter night, I'm going to steal into your house and punch you in the face! Fenris Wolf
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#317 |
Regal Dwarven Shade
Join Date: Jan 2002
Location: A Remote Dwarven Hold
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I am Dr. Overdale co-inventor of the Travest-o-Meter which has, for some strange reason, just blown itself all to pieces causing a re-boot of this entire thread.
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#318 |
Alive without breath
Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla
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Gandalf: I am the Mighty-throwing-arm-o-matic-of-Doom that flings the Travest-o-Meter into space.
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#319 |
Sword of Spirit
Join Date: Aug 2003
Location: Oh, I'm around.
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Saruman: I am the overwhelming force of gravity.
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#320 |
Energetic Essence
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Saruman: I am the magic that turns the gravity into gravy.
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I'm going to buy you a kitty, I'm going to let you fall in love with the kitty, and one cold, winter night, I'm going to steal into your house and punch you in the face! Fenris Wolf
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