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07-08-2006, 03:49 PM | #281 |
Sword of Spirit
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Gandalf: I am the school teacher who gives the trickster a slap on the wrist for being naughty.
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07-08-2006, 08:36 PM | #282 |
Shade of Carn Dûm
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Saruman: I am the principal who fires the teacher.
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"Outside of a Warg, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a Warg, it's too dark to read." - Wargo Marx |
07-08-2006, 08:58 PM | #283 |
Energetic Essence
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Gandalf: I am the Board of Education who fires the pricipal, the teacher and closes the school.
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I'm going to buy you a kitty, I'm going to let you fall in love with the kitty, and one cold, winter night, I'm going to steal into your house and punch you in the face! Fenris Wolf
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07-08-2006, 09:29 PM | #284 |
Shadow of the Past
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Saruman: I am the Department of Education, which fires the boardmembers.
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07-08-2006, 10:00 PM | #285 |
Raffish Rapscallion
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Gandalf: "I am the day's coffee break, where most of the Department of Education was, making it impossible for them to fire the boardmembers."
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07-08-2006, 10:38 PM | #286 |
Shadow of the Past
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Saruman: I am the broken coffeemaker, forcing everybody back to their offices.
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07-09-2006, 01:30 AM | #287 |
Alive without breath
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Gandalf: I am the Giant squid that blocks the way to the offices.
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I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket... |
07-09-2006, 04:40 AM | #288 |
Hauntress of the Havens
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Saruman: I am the Sea that swallows the Giant squid and forces it back to where it truly belongs - which is definitely not the way to the offices.
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07-09-2006, 05:50 AM | #289 |
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Gandalf: I am where the squid truly belongs; the offices themselves.
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I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket... |
07-09-2006, 11:32 AM | #290 |
Regal Dwarven Shade
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Saruman: I am the disgruntled worker who firebombs the building.
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...finding a path that cannot be found, walking a road that cannot be seen, climbing a ladder that was never placed, or reading a paragraph that has no... |
07-09-2006, 11:35 AM | #291 |
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Gandalf: I am the disgruntled worker's poor aiming that leads to him blowing himself up somehow.
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I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket... |
07-09-2006, 02:46 PM | #292 |
Shadow of the Past
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Saruman: I am the disgruntled worker's location inside the building.
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07-09-2006, 02:57 PM | #293 |
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Gandalf: I am the mysterious and weird force field of Doom that surrounds the worker.
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I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket... |
07-09-2006, 03:16 PM | #294 |
Regal Dwarven Shade
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Saruman: I am the irritating nitpicker who points out that you are repeating yourself.
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...finding a path that cannot be found, walking a road that cannot be seen, climbing a ladder that was never placed, or reading a paragraph that has no... |
07-09-2006, 03:17 PM | #295 |
Riveting Ribbiter
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Gandalf: I am the nit the nitpicker can't pick.
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People assume that time is a strict progression of cause to effect. But actually, from a non-linear, non-subjective viewpoint, it's more like a big ball of wibbly-wobbly, timey-wimey... stuff. |
07-09-2006, 05:28 PM | #296 |
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Saruman: I am the hair sprey that kills all nits!
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I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket... |
07-09-2006, 07:26 PM | #297 |
Ghost Prince of Cardolan
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Gandalf: I am the near-sighted beautician who accidentally sprays the contents into her customer's face instead of hair.
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We can't all be Roas when it comes to analysing... -Lommy I didn't say you're evil, Roa, I said you're exasperating. -Nerwen |
07-09-2006, 07:55 PM | #298 |
Sword of Spirit
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Gandalf: I am the glasses that give the beautician perfect vision.
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07-09-2006, 08:10 PM | #299 |
Eidolon of a Took
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Saurman: I am the bully who calls the beautician "four eyes" and stomps on the glasses, breaking the lenses.
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07-09-2006, 09:49 PM | #300 |
Regal Dwarven Shade
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Gandalf: I am the life of crime the bully subsequently embarks upon, which ultimately leads to the bully being hanged from the yardarm.
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...finding a path that cannot be found, walking a road that cannot be seen, climbing a ladder that was never placed, or reading a paragraph that has no... |
07-10-2006, 02:34 AM | #301 |
Alive without breath
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Saruman: I am the government's new scheme that helps the bully out of his life of crime.
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I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket... |
07-10-2006, 10:31 AM | #302 |
Ghost Prince of Cardolan
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Gandalf: I am the iconoclastic psychologist who points out that the scheme doesn't work!
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Fenris Wolf: WW LXXX. |
07-10-2006, 04:24 PM | #303 |
Sword of Spirit
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Saruman: I am the government who goes ahead and implements the scheme, which works, thus proving that psychology doesn't work.
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I'm on a Mission from God. |
07-10-2006, 05:13 PM | #304 |
Regal Dwarven Shade
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Gandalf: I am the REVOLUTION which comes in and overthrows the government and gets rid of all their silly-willy namby-pamby mumbo-jumbo and reinstates the yardarm as the primary (indeed, only) form of social correction (along with a heavy emphasis on the use of the hyphen.)
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...finding a path that cannot be found, walking a road that cannot be seen, climbing a ladder that was never placed, or reading a paragraph that has no... Last edited by Kuruharan; 07-10-2006 at 05:13 PM. Reason: found another hyphen I could put in... |
07-10-2006, 05:57 PM | #305 |
Eidolon of a Took
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Saruman: I am Hyphenadrous, the three headed monseter the hyphen-obsessed government summons from the pits of hell and which devours the masses.
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07-10-2006, 06:22 PM | #306 |
Regal Dwarven Shade
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Gandalf: I am Hyphen-ules, who, with my trusty hyphen, cuts off the heads of Hyphenadrous then burns them off at the neck to make sure they can't come back.
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...finding a path that cannot be found, walking a road that cannot be seen, climbing a ladder that was never placed, or reading a paragraph that has no... |
07-11-2006, 12:47 AM | #307 |
Alive without breath
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Saruman: I am the heat wave that causes the concrete to melt on the ground, thus causing Hyphen-ules to get stuck to the ground.
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I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket... |
07-11-2006, 05:33 AM | #308 |
Maundering Mage
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Gandalf: I am the government official who decided we should use teflon on all our concrete.
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07-11-2006, 06:24 AM | #309 |
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Saruman: I am the metal spatula that gouges the teflon, making it carcinogenic and .... sticky.
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07-11-2006, 01:14 PM | #310 |
Shade of Carn Dûm
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Gandalf: I am the flaw in the metal that causes the statue to break.
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"Outside of a Warg, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a Warg, it's too dark to read." - Wargo Marx |
07-11-2006, 03:04 PM | #311 |
Sword of Spirit
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Saruman: I am the pigeons who relieve themselves on top of the unexplained statue.
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I'm on a Mission from God. |
07-11-2006, 03:13 PM | #312 |
Shade of Carn Dûm
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Gandalf: I am the wind that blows the pigeons many leagues so that they can...uh... "rain" on Isengard, instead.
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07-11-2006, 05:27 PM | #313 |
Sword of Spirit
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Saruman: I am the Force Field of Doom™ that blocks the unwanted "presents."
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I'm on a Mission from God. |
07-11-2006, 05:29 PM | #314 |
Riveting Ribbiter
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Gandalf: I am the sub-space anomaly that interferes with the Force Field of Doom™.
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People assume that time is a strict progression of cause to effect. But actually, from a non-linear, non-subjective viewpoint, it's more like a big ball of wibbly-wobbly, timey-wimey... stuff. |
07-11-2006, 06:19 PM | #315 |
Shadow of the Past
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Saruman: I am the anti-matter rerouted through Isengard's warp coils to neutralize the sub-space anomaly.
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07-12-2006, 10:26 AM | #316 |
Energetic Essence
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Gandalf: I am Captain Kirk who uses said anti-matter to jump space time continueum and defeat the peoples of Middle-Earth.
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I'm going to buy you a kitty, I'm going to let you fall in love with the kitty, and one cold, winter night, I'm going to steal into your house and punch you in the face! Fenris Wolf
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07-12-2006, 11:07 AM | #317 |
Regal Dwarven Shade
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I am Dr. Overdale co-inventor of the Travest-o-Meter which has, for some strange reason, just blown itself all to pieces causing a re-boot of this entire thread.
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...finding a path that cannot be found, walking a road that cannot be seen, climbing a ladder that was never placed, or reading a paragraph that has no... |
07-12-2006, 11:11 AM | #318 |
Alive without breath
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Gandalf: I am the Mighty-throwing-arm-o-matic-of-Doom that flings the Travest-o-Meter into space.
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I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket... |
07-12-2006, 02:57 PM | #319 |
Sword of Spirit
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Saruman: I am the overwhelming force of gravity.
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I'm on a Mission from God. |
07-12-2006, 03:07 PM | #320 |
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Saruman: I am the magic that turns the gravity into gravy.
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I'm going to buy you a kitty, I'm going to let you fall in love with the kitty, and one cold, winter night, I'm going to steal into your house and punch you in the face! Fenris Wolf
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