Snicker!
Javan mistaken for a girl. Hee hee! Good one,
Ealy (we're kind of in the habit of nicknaming each other with shortened forms of our monikers, so if you have a preferred form, please let us know.). Perfect characterization, by the by,
Foley.
Oh,
Foley, it may be true that we writers know Elián's name, but Javan does not. It looks awkward seeing his real name used in your post.
Shall Elián be the next one to speak, or Falco?