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If lolcats had written LotR: (idea generated by Lush's signature)
Book 1, The Itti Bitti Fellowkitti Committi
Bilbo: Oh hai - I haz berfday, can haz partee?
Gandalf: I r seryus wizard, ring iz evul, you no can keep.
Frodo: I must leeve Shire, destroi Basement Cat's ring.
Sam, Pippin, Merry: Itti bitti kitti committi goes wif u.
Tom Bombadil: I kill hooman who dressed me in blue jackit an yello boots.
Strider: I iz Aracat, son of Arapaw, I goes wif u.
Bill the Pony: Where ma bukkit?
Ringwraiths: We comez from Morrdorr, Basement Cat says mwa-ha-ha!
Frodo: I can haz horsie, 'scape evul riderz?! Kthxbai.
(to be continued - perhaps by others?)
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'Mercy!' cried Gandalf. 'If the giving of information is to be the cure of your inquisitiveness, I shall spend all the rest of my days in answering you. What more do you want to know?' 'The whole history of Middle-earth.. .'
Last edited by Estelyn Telcontar; 04-03-2009 at 01:26 PM.
Reason: added one last word...
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