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I have been assigned to Mordor no less than five times on this thread (three times by the phantom alone)!
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Multiple times, eh? Even better than I'd hoped. Only one of my Mordor assigments was actually written specifically with you in mind. Betcha can't guess which one.
And LMP, I will give you one day to edit out "Suburbia" and replace it something less dear to me, like "tofu", or "soccer".
Should this command be ignored, a disaster beyond your imagination will occur.
And yes, all you Brits, I just insinuated that soccer is the official sport of Mordor. Mwu ha ha!