Pip: Do you want some leaf?
Frodo: (Sitting back, slightly worried)No thanks.
Pip: (Sniffs it) Mmm. Quite nice. Smells. Do you want to smell it? (Offers leaf to Frodo)
Frodo: No thanks.
Pip: Smell the leaf.
Frodo: No, I don't want to.
Pip: (More forcefully) Smell my leaf!
Frodo: Pippin, please.
Pip: (Shouting) Smell my leaf, you mother!
(Merry then tries to restrain a now hysterical Pippin)
Merry: (Angrily) I think that's quite enough, thank you!
(At this point Pippin takes fright and charges away, leaf still in hand)
Pip: I've got leaf! This is leaf!
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