In response to popular demand, i've started this hopefully mirthful thread.
Now, we have seen Boromir 88's thread on action figures you'd like to see. But what about
Barrow-Downer action figures?
Mine would definitely be in a blue spangly box, and be called
Space Cadet Lalwende. The accessories would include some vague text on cosmology, a pack of little tiny ciggies and a big spider. It would be like one of those Hobbit action figures, slightly smaller than the normal figures.
But what about
other Barrow-Downs merchandise?
How about little packets of luminous green matchsticks to help keep our eyes open after endless hours online? Or Barrow-Downs damp cloths to soothe furrowed brows after reading something from the C thread?